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		<title>Sean Hannity Gets Lecture From Roger Ailes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sean Hannity sat in one of two matching dark wood chair with green leather seats in the office at the end of the hall on the third floor of 1211 Avenue of the Americas in New York City.  The office formed the southeast corner of the building facing the traffic driving north on Sixth Avenue. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2010/02/05/sean-hannity-gets-lecture/</link>
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		<title>Lady Gaga in Her Dressing Room After Grammy Awards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta walked into Dressing Room #34 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles after the conclusion of the 2010 Grammy Awards.  She was in seven-inch soled shoes with ten-inch heels, and her shoulders were burdened with what could best be described as silvery balloons that rose above the top of her bleached [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2010/02/02/lady-gaga-in-dressing-room/</link>
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		<title>Elin Nordegren Meets With Tiger Woods at Sex Clinic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Elin Nordergen had flown on a Gulfstream G5 into New Orleans on a flight from Stockholm.  She brought one suitcase, a small one, with certain traveling and identity essentials.  Elin had gotten into the habit over the years to travel light and merely purchase what she needed on arrival.  She took a taxi to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2010/02/01/elin-nordegren-meets-tiger/</link>
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		<title>John Edwards Has A Conversation with Rielle Hunter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[John Edwards was pacing back and forth in his study.  He was in boxer shorts and a white dress shirt.  He was wearing white sports socks with a navy blue strip around the top.  Think of Tom Cruise sliding into frame in his underwear in Risky Business.  Edwards was on his Blackberry Bold.
Edwards:  So tell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2010/01/31/edwards-rielle/</link>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton In A West Virginia Bathroom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hillary looked at her thin stainless steel wristwatch. The time was 7:45 PM. Her throat had a slight burn from the speech she just gave in a Walmart parking lot to a crowd of Walmart shoppers and employees. There was no microphone, so she had to raise her voice to a level she knew was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2008/05/17/hillary-clinton-in-a-west-virginia-bathroom/</link>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie &amp; Brad Pitt Fight Over Barack Obama &amp; Babies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“I am fucking sick of this shit. Do you hear me?” said Brad Pitt as he stood in Nike running shorts, barefoot and bare chested. Brad was yelling at a closed bathroom door. In the bathroom sat Angelina Jolie, naked, sitting on a white toilet in Suite 1407 of the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in Manhattan. Angelina’s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/31/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-fight-over-barack-obama-babies/</link>
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		<title>Bush Breaks Into White House Wine Cellar &#8211; Part Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Harold James Hoey sat in a stainless steel chair with stainless steel armrests. His head slumped forward, a dish towel in his right hand, and he was snoring. It was 3:34 AM on the morning of Wednesday, October 24. As always, Harold was alone in the sub-basement kitchen of the White House. He had cleaned [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/26/bush-breaks-into-white-house-wine-cellar-part-two/</link>
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		<title>Bush Locked Out Of White House Wine Cellar &#8211; Part One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Harold James Hoey has worked in the White House since the second inauguration of President Ronald Reagan back in January of 1984. President Reagan had greeted Harold just once as part of the new staff that Reagan had hired for his second term. Harold was an African American, and he was one of thirteen new [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/19/bush-locked-out-of-white-house-wine-cellar-part-one/</link>
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		<title>Laura Bush Visits George Clooney’s Trailer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[George Clooney was sitting on a white plastic chair that reminded Clooney of the seats in the space station in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. He had just finished shooting a scene with Brad Pitt on a brownstone street in Brooklyn, and was now relaxing in his trailer. There was a knock on his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/17/laura-bush-visits-george-clooney%e2%80%99s-trailer/</link>
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		<title>Ann Coulter Makes Love To The President Of Iran</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad walked out of the bathroom of his hotel suite at the UN Plaza Hotel across from the United Nations. He wore a white terry cloth bathrobe. Mahmoud read the digits on the cable box clock: 9:08. The evening lights of Manhattan speckled through the floor to ceiling windows. The air conditioning was on, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/15/ann-coulter-makes-love-to-the-president-of-iran/</link>
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