http://www.parodical.com Imaginary moments of politics, business, sports, entertainment and celebrity Sat, 31 May 2008 13:35:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hillary looked at her thin stainless steel wristwatch. The time was 7:45 PM. Her throat had a slight burn from the speech she just gave in a Walmart parking lot to a crowd of Walmart shoppers and employees. There was no microphone, so she had to raise ... http://www.parodical.com/2008/05/17/hillary-clinton-in-a-west-virginia-bathroom/ "I am fucking sick of this shit. Do you hear me?" said Brad Pitt as he stood in Nike running shorts, barefoot and bare chested. Brad was yelling at a closed bathroom door. In the bathroom sat Angelina Jolie, naked, sitting on a white toilet in Suite ... http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/31/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-fight-over-barack-obama-babies/ Harold James Hoey sat in a stainless steel chair with stainless steel armrests. His head slumped forward, a dish towel in his right hand, and he was snoring. It was 3:34 AM on the morning of Wednesday, October 24. As always, Harold was alone in the sub-basement ... http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/26/bush-breaks-into-white-house-wine-cellar-part-two/ Harold James Hoey has worked in the White House since the second inauguration of President Ronald Reagan back in January of 1984. President Reagan had greeted Harold just once as part of the new staff that Reagan had hired for his second term. Harold was an African American, ... http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/19/george-bush-visits-the-white-house-wine-cellar/ George Clooney was sitting on a white plastic chair that reminded Clooney of the seats in the space station in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. He had just finished shooting a scene with Brad Pitt on a brownstone street in Brooklyn, and was now relaxing in his trailer. ... http://www.parodical.com/2007/10/17/laura-bush-visits-george-clooneys-trailer/