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Kate Moss Does Heroin With The Help Of Chanel - Part One

Wednesday May 31st 2006, 9:00 am
Filed under: Business, Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment

Kate Moss stood in the elevator of the Hilton on Park Lane in London as it rose to the penthouse suite floor. She was alone, wearing a black skirt cut about six inches above her knees and white tank top with string shoulder straps. The top was tight, hugging Kate’s round orange-size breasts. Her left hand held the top of a half empty bottle of Moet and Chandon Dom Perignon champagne, her left arm hung low burdened with the bottle, her back leaned against the rear of the elevator cab. Her right hand gripped the brass rail that ran around the cab. Kate’s drinking this evening had gotten a bit out of hand. The champagne bottle in Kate’s hand was the second one being worked on. A Gauloise cigarette was burning in Kate’s puffy lips, the non-filtered tip in Kate’s mouth, the smoke rising into her face. She glanced up at the “No Smoking” sign and smiled. Signs did not mean anything to her. They had become silly. There did not seem to be any consequences to her behavior, bad or otherwise, and so she had decided to do whatever she liked. (more…)

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Jesus Sends A Text Message To The Dixie Chicks

Tuesday May 30th 2006, 9:00 am
Filed under: Culture, Entertainment, Music, Politics, Religion

Hi Dixie Chicks. This is Jesus. I hope you do not mind my method of communication, using a text message. It is the most convenient means for me to communicate. These days I have lots of options, but texting is most cost effective. Plus, I got an advanced version of the Motorola Q and I wanted to try it out. (more…)

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President George W. Bush Learns About Memorial Day

Monday May 29th 2006, 9:00 am
Filed under: Politics

Karl Rove sat in one of the opposing couches in the Oval Office. He was fully dressed in a Navy blue business suit, with white shirt and red tie. Today he also had gold cuff links, each in the shape of a waving United States flag. A US flag was pinned to the lapel of his blazer. He was reading the sports section of the Washington Times. (more…)

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Saudi Podcast To Its Young Students

Friday May 26th 2006, 8:30 am
Filed under: Audio, Politics, Religion

The Saudi Arabian institutions that school Saudi children in Islam and other subjects have started a pilot program of distrbuting iPods to its students, requiring them to download podcasts prepared for their education. The podcasts are rendered in Arabic and English, the latter being the foreign language taught to Saudi children. Click the link below to listen to a recent Saudi podcast in English.

Saudi Podcast

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Madonna Lectures Michael Jackson On Weirdness

Thursday May 25th 2006, 9:00 am
Filed under: Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment

Michael Jackson was ushered into the back corridor of the Los Angeles Forum by four large white men dressed in black. Michael was wearing black pants and a white shirt. His hat had a large brim that hung with a lazy bounce over his eyes as he walked, almost glided, over the concrete floor. As Michael walked into the large arena he turned and saw Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone standing on a small square black shelf that supported her on the front of a large blue crucifix. Her arms were outstretched on crucifix like Jesus as two African American men adjusted her limbs and fiddled with wrist clamps. Scaffolding had been erected to the side by which Madonna and her assistants had been transported to the somewhat precariously high position they were currently in. Michael noticed that the makeshift elevator was about to go up and so her rushed over and hopped on, which carried him and a muscular girl with long blond hair pulled back tight in a pony tail who was carrying a bottle of water and wearing a red Kabbalah wrist band. The girl, wearing a tight sleeveless tank top, looked at Michael and recognized him immediately, but was already so surrounded by the celebrity of Madonna that she was not impressed by the fact that she was alone in a rising erector-set elevator with Michael Jackson. (more…)

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